enter a catchy blog title here
I guess I'm just your average teenager. Welcome to my blog. Want to know more? Click the little "About Me" link and read until your heart is content.
i either get a 90 on a test or a 34 there is no in between
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
I like to imagine that when Disney’s CEO sits down for meetings and says, “Let’s get down to business,” the entire conference room bursts into song.
women are better than men = misandry
men are better than women = misogyny
men and women are equal = feminism
everyone is equal but also shit = misanthropy,
everyone’s equal when they’re dead = lesmiserables
everyone’s dead = supernatural